Community college “as good as Ivies,” says UWS family

Reacting to the spiraling costs of college education, one New York couple is claiming they’ve planned all along for their kids to go to community college. The father, identified as Todd, rhetorically asked reporters, “Why spend all that money to go to Harvard and be, like, a stressed-out CEO or Senator when you can go to community college and get an equally fulfilling job as a dental hygienist?” His wife Jennifer added “And without all the stress!” Friends and neighbors hinted that the couple failed to establish college funds for either of their kids because they assumed they’d get rich writing children’s books and making jewelry in their spare time.

No comments:

Post a Comment